In the midst of 470 project madness, I must rant a little to clear my mind.

It is my contention that Pancheros is infinitely better than Big Ten Burrito, aka BTB.  Pancheros makes a burrito that is out of this world.  Sure, it costs a bit more than BTB, but the burrito is bigger, and yes, I’ve bought burritos from both places and weighed them precisely to the nanogram: Pancheros’ burrito is 19.3141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592% bigger.  But that hardly matters… their burrito is simply so much tastier.  They use only the finest ingredients: homemade tortillas made in front of your eyes, the most succulent chicken, the freshest lettuce, the crispiest tomatoes, the hottest salsa, the blackest black beans, the pintoest pinto beans, rice that was picked just yesterday.  They even have authentic Mexicans making your burrito, BTB just has a couple white goes slapping shit around with little care for quality.  Even the Wendy’s at the Union, dubbed “Wendito’s” by the E3W, has more Mexican workers than BT.

Now BTB is changing their name since they’re being threatened by the Big Ten conference for trademark infringement, when truly, they really should be shut down just for violating the sanctity of the burrito.  But since they’re taking suggestions for a new name, I’ve decided to offer a few:

Bitter Tasting Burritos
Bad Tasting Burritos
Barf Tasting Burritos
Barf These Burritos
Below Thrilling Burritos
Bleakly Thrilling Burritos
Burritos that Bite
Burritos that Blow
Burritos that Blow-out
Beastily Tacky Burritos
Bitches Thuggin Burritos
Burritos That’re Broken
Bulimic Through Burrito
Bat This Burrito
Boo This Burrito
Bust This Burrito
Beat This Burrito
Break This Burrito
Bomb This Burrito
Burritos to Bathroom
Better Than Boogers (almost)

Any other suggestions??